Viddisskip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate penguin.

Viddisskip created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Viddisskip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Viddisskip, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Viddisskip's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Viddisskip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Viddisskip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Never talk about stars.