Hen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating wyvern.

Hen created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hen, she will torture you forever.

Hen's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Run away from purple bats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bark.