Karjadkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unfair crab.

Karjadkin created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karjadkin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karjadkin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Karjadkin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Karjadkin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Karjadkin on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must pray to Karjadkin four times a day.

5. Pray towards the west.