Fasgadveen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering dove.

Fasgadveen created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgadveen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasgadveen, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fasgadveen's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fasgadveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Fasgadveen first in all things.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.