Ranbedvonkleg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud ant.

Ranbedvonkleg created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ranbedvonkleg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ranbedvonkleg, she will turn you into a dog.

Ranbedvonkleg's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ranbedvonkleg's Holy Commandments

1. Ranbedvonkleg loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing brown shoes and balancing seven tin spheres on your face.

5. Run away if three dogs approach from the north.