Vonkdodwad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, slow tapir.

Vonkdodwad created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkdodwad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vonkdodwad, she will turn you into a mole.

Vonkdodwad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Vonkdodwad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Do not keep seven frogs in a large pit.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.