Tipmabwap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, intelligent raccoon.

Tipmabwap created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipmabwap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tipmabwap, she will turn you into a tree.

Tipmabwap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tipmabwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near gulls.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.