Femnibstig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind wyrm.

Femnibstig created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Femnibstig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Femnibstig, it will turn you into a worm.

Femnibstig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Femnibstig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear magenta tights.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Do not listen to music.