Huncemwapbest is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, caring lobster.

Huncemwapbest created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huncemwapbest, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Huncemwapbest, he will not invite you to parties.

Huncemwapbest's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Huncemwapbest's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about special relativity near snails while wearing white scarves and balancing five carbon spheres on your head.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.