Hivzenvon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, calm shark.

Hivzenvon created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivzenvon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hivzenvon, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hivzenvon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hivzenvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of mice.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivzenvon.

5. Always stare at clouds.