Pagbuswipbab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, generous fly.

Pagbuswipbab created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Pagbuswipbab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pagbuswipbab, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pagbuswipbab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pagbuswipbab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pagbuswipbab.

3. Always obey Pagbuswipbab's priests.

4. You must pray to Pagbuswipbab eight times a day.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.