Cissfliscam Sitsadxen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered parrot.

Cissfliscam Sitsadxen created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissfliscam Sitsadxen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cissfliscam Sitsadxen, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cissfliscam Sitsadxen's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cissfliscam Sitsadxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear green dresses.