Nullyakgab Negtapfab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm horse.

Nullyakgab Negtapfab created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullyakgab Negtapfab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nullyakgab Negtapfab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nullyakgab Negtapfab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nullyakgab Negtapfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near turtles.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.