Fetdumlip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical gnu.

Fetdumlip created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fetdumlip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fetdumlip, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fetdumlip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fetdumlip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.