Sugsisman is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, benevolent hippopotamus.

Sugsisman created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugsisman, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sugsisman, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sugsisman's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sugsisman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed lots of melons to whales while wearing indigo boots.

5. Never wear magenta ear rings.