Vinlagged is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental wyvern.

Vinlagged created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinlagged, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vinlagged, she will turn you into a snail.

Vinlagged's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vinlagged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Retreat if eight bats approach from the south.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Vinlagged in the centre of the settlement.