Jipwiktig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident bee.

Jipwiktig created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jipwiktig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jipwiktig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jipwiktig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Jipwiktig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Jipwiktig on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.