Shavedapp is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet toad.

Shavedapp created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavedapp, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Shavedapp, it will send minions to preach to you.

Shavedapp's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Shavedapp's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Worship no other gods but Shavedapp.