Ceplunbep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate naga.

Ceplunbep created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceplunbep, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ceplunbep, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ceplunbep's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ceplunbep's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ceplunbep.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never think about optics near swans while wearing green stockings and balancing four copper spheres on your head.