Sisnilnurlpit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, astonishing dragon.

Sisnilnurlpit created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisnilnurlpit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sisnilnurlpit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sisnilnurlpit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Sisnilnurlpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Worship no other gods but Sisnilnurlpit.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help tapirs.