Gudlid Watbatabbit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish manatee.

Gudlid Watbatabbit created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gudlid Watbatabbit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudlid Watbatabbit, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gudlid Watbatabbit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gudlid Watbatabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your feet black.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help ducks.