Jadnad Titcussbed is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm bee.

Jadnad Titcussbed created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadnad Titcussbed, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jadnad Titcussbed, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jadnad Titcussbed's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jadnad Titcussbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Jadnad Titcussbed on top of all buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.