Komfligrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unjust elephant.

Komfligrip created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Komfligrip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Komfligrip, he will be very unhappy.

Komfligrip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Komfligrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Retreat if five doves approach from the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never paint your hands indigo.

5. Always help tapirs in need.