Guprenbog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, weak alligator.

Guprenbog created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Guprenbog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Guprenbog, it will destroy your home planet.

Guprenbog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Guprenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near snakes.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.