Sisloopdon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering jaguar.

Sisloopdon created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sisloopdon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sisloopdon, she will not care.

Sisloopdon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sisloopdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near rats while wearing orange boots and balancing four gold spheres on your legs.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about gravity near goats while wearing black coats.