Sastitlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking goat.

Sastitlist created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Sastitlist, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sastitlist, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sastitlist's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sastitlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide if seven moths approach from the north.

3. Run away from magenta shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not take Sastitlist's name in vain.