Sasdunhap is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, weak crow.

Sasdunhap created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdunhap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sasdunhap, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sasdunhap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sasdunhap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always obey Sasdunhap's priests.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Run away from turquoise squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Sasdunhap in the centre of the settlement.