Yambigfar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered armadillo.

Yambigfar created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yambigfar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yambigfar, she will turn you into a rat.

Yambigfar's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yambigfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yambigfar.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Yambigfar.