Nadvedabmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable horse.

Nadvedabmot created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadvedabmot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadvedabmot, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nadvedabmot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nadvedabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight eagles in a large pit.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about comets.