Tagxuckstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing goose.

Tagxuckstik created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagxuckstik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tagxuckstik, it will make you grow a tail.

Tagxuckstik's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tagxuckstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never sprint near shrews.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat pineapples.