Kimveenfob is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured meerkat.

Kimveenfob created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimveenfob, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kimveenfob, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kimveenfob's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kimveenfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must pray to Kimveenfob three times a day.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Always look after injured frogs.