Sterrutfutsatbep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, able weasel.

Sterrutfutsatbep created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sterrutfutsatbep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sterrutfutsatbep, she will destroy your home planet.

Sterrutfutsatbep's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sterrutfutsatbep's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sterrutfutsatbep.

2. Sterrutfutsatbep must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect your elders.