Cumrulsab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever armadillo.

Cumrulsab created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumrulsab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cumrulsab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cumrulsab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cumrulsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Run away from cyan pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.