Popcatfun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unfair frog.

Popcatfun created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Popcatfun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popcatfun, it will destroy your favourite star.

Popcatfun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Popcatfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Popcatfun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not speak about apples.