Riplakarp is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident penguin.

Riplakarp created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Riplakarp, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Riplakarp, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Riplakarp's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Riplakarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Never feed strawberries to cats while wearing pink kilts.

5. You must love Riplakarp.