Somhencut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing eagle.

Somhencut created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Somhencut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Somhencut, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Somhencut's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Somhencut's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Somhencut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never pour water over plants.