Arpkabpark is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, weak rat.

Arpkabpark created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpkabpark, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arpkabpark, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Arpkabpark's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Arpkabpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.