Butyogsit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent sheep.

Butyogsit created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butyogsit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Butyogsit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Butyogsit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Butyogsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Butyogsit loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Run away if six otters approach from the west.