Bifbunont is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous
dragonfly.
Bifbunont created Europe eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bifbunont, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Bifbunont, it will turn you into a dog.
Bifbunont's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Bifbunont's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not hurt sharks.
5. Whales are not to be trusted.