Bifbunont is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous dragonfly.

Bifbunont created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bifbunont, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bifbunont, it will turn you into a dog.

Bifbunont's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bifbunont's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.