Gemfigsawnellcit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humane bird.

Gemfigsawnellcit created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gemfigsawnellcit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemfigsawnellcit, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gemfigsawnellcit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gemfigsawnellcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three whales in a large pit.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Put Gemfigsawnellcit first in all things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.