Nanlapyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, staggering pig.

Nanlapyarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanlapyarp, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanlapyarp, she will think nothing of it.

Nanlapyarp's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nanlapyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.