Lenvagflig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful wyvern.

Lenvagflig created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenvagflig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenvagflig, he will turn you into a frog.

Lenvagflig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Lenvagflig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight shrews approach from the north.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Never feed carrots to dolphins while wearing dresses.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.