Far is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful faun.

Far created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Far, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Far, it will turn you into a rat.

Far's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Far's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near pigs while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing seven iron spheres on your neck.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.