Farntignurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring dingo.

Farntignurl created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farntignurl, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farntignurl, she will send you a sign.

Farntignurl's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Farntignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hop near doves.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.