Tipbenveg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, resourceful pigeon.

Tipbenveg created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbenveg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tipbenveg, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tipbenveg's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tipbenveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Retreat if nine voles approach from the south.

5. Never eat cherries.