Bedcimhim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, fussy seal.

Bedcimhim created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedcimhim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bedcimhim, she will turn you into a worm.

Bedcimhim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bedcimhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed lots of beans to seals while wearing violet rings.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.