Ladnartsat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ruthless hare.

Ladnartsat created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladnartsat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ladnartsat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ladnartsat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ladnartsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.