Flabwatsid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, conceited salamander.

Flabwatsid created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabwatsid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flabwatsid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flabwatsid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Flabwatsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Never paint your face pink.