Gidflisbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, conceited fly.

Gidflisbog created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gidflisbog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidflisbog, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gidflisbog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gidflisbog's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never jump in the presence of snakes.

4. Hide if eight monkeys approach from the south.

5. Do not covet oxen.