Stafdimceb is a god.

He takes the form of a small, bad-tempered dove.

Stafdimceb created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafdimceb, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stafdimceb, he will think nothing of it.

Stafdimceb's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stafdimceb's Holy Commandments

1. Stafdimceb loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Stafdimceb loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.